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Chastity test

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight confided in his best friend "My bride is, without doubt, one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use, should I not return from the Crusade."

The good knight joined the others on their way to the crusades.

The company of knights were about a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. A horseman was seen approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town, the column halted.

It was the knight's best friend.

"Hey", he said, "you gave me the wrong key!"

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