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Depressed. Why me?

At the Polish Agricultural university (PAU), the Professor was talking about increasing milk production of the cows, when a girl in the class asked:

"Why do cows always seem depressed when being milked?"

The Professor answered, "Well my girl, if every morning at dawn they woke you up, rubbed you for half an hour and didn't do you afterwards, you'll look depressed too!"

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