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Adult

Gender Debate

Scene: A second grade classroom.

The teacher is teaching 'ling bhed' (gender classification) to the students. She asked the students to give examples of both lings.

Obviously there was some misunderstanding among the students about the issue at hand. They needed further clarification.

The debate between two students and the teacher goes something like this:

Boy 1 : "Teacher, teacher, BUS 'pulling' (masculine gender) hai, ya 'sthreeling' (feminine gender) hai?"

Teacher : thinking.....

Boy 2 : "Teacher, teacher...it is 'sthreeling'."

Teacher & Boy 1 : "Kyon?"

Boy 2 : "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshaan while the boy 1 gets a doubt.

Boy 1 : "Agar BUS 'sthreeling' hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to usko bacchha kyon nahi hota?"

Teacher is more pareshaan!

Smart : "Kyon ki sab peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face!

Boy 1 gets another doubt : "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain but driver aur conductor tho aage se chadte hain, phir bacchha kyon nahi hota?"

Teacher thinks it's getting too hot to handle......

Boy 2 : "Kyon ki woh dono topi pahen ke chadte hain."

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