Jokes

Adult

An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.

Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in

wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.

Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in

chocolate, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.

Aussie: When I finish making love to my wife, I get out of bed and wipe my

dick on the curtains, and my wife, she goes wild.