Jokes

Adult

Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up to St. Peter who says, "I

have only one question before you go into heaven: Were you faithful to your

wife?"

The guy answers, "Yes, I never even looked at another women."

St.Peter says, "See that Rolls-Royce over there? That's your car to drive

while your in heaven."

The second guy gets the same question, and answers, "Once I strayed, but I

confessed to my wife and she forgave me and we worked it out."

St. Peter says, "See that new Buick over there, that's your car to use in

heaven."

The third guy answers the same question, "I have to admit, I chased every bit

of tail I could, and was with a lot of women."

St. Peter says, "Okay, but you were basically a good guy, so that old VW Bug

over there is yours to use while your in heaven. The three guys go off on their

seperate ways.

A few weeks later, guy #2 and guy #3 are driving along in the Buick when they

see guy #1's Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stop and go into the bar

and find guy #1 with empty bottles all around him, face down with his face in

his hands on the bar. They come up to him and guy #2 says, "Bud, what could

possibly be so bad-you're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce, and everything is

great!"

He says, "I saw my wife today!"

The other two answer, "That's great! What's the problem?"

He answers, "She was riding a bicycle!"