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Growing Without Manure

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.

Admiring her neighbor Gyani Singh's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. "It's really quite simple," the bachelor Sardar cunningly explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment." Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily. The Sardar thoroughly enjoyed the next two weeks.

After two weeks Gyani Singh stopped by to check her progress and see if he could make further progress in his new found relationship. "So", he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"

"No", she replied excitedly... "But you should see the size of the cucumbers!"

Poor Gyani Singhji instantly knew she had no place for him now!

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