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Honey Mooners (Adult)

'Dress Up!'

George and Martha, in their 80's, just arrived at their hotel from their wedding.

They quickly undressed and began to smooch.

George decided to go to the bathroom and brush his teeth, winking at Martha and telling her to 'get ready'.

Martha began to limber up a bit (it had been a long time...)

She did a few toe touches, flexed her arms a little, then laid back on the bed to 'bicycle'. She stretched her legs farther back, trying to touch her toes behind her head, when she caught her feet in the headboard.

George came out just as she was trying to extricate herself, squinted towards the bed, and snapped, "Martha! For God's sake comb your hair and put your teeth back in! You look like an asshole!"

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