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Honey Mooners (Adult)

'Well, I Am Honor. . .'

On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor."

He replies, "I honor your offer."

And that's how it went all night. . .

Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer, on her off her.

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