Jokes

Computer

IT Glossary

1. Shadow RAM.

too jahan jahan chalega

mera saayaa saath hoga.

2. Deadlock because of cyclic wait.

moojhe koochh kahana hai.

moojhe bhi koochh kahana hai.

pahale toom. pahale toom toom toom.

3. Bug.

dheere say jaana khatiyan mein o khatamal

dheere say jaana khatiyan mein.

4. Virus.

arre diwano mujhe pahachano

kahan say aaya main who kaun?

main who kaun main who kaun

main who main who main who DON.

5. Good working program suddenly hangs up.

kya huwa aray isse kya huwa?

dosto isse kya huwa?

isska to baj gaya baaja.

saardi khassi naa maleriya huwa

yeh gaya yarro issko love love love

loveriya huwa loveriya huwa.

6. White box testing of a code.

ajeeb daasataa hai yeh

kahan shooroo kahan khatam

yeh manzile hai kaunaC

na woh samj sake na hum?

7. Searching in deep branch of a huge tree structure.

yeh kahan aa gaye hum

yoohin saath saath chalte?

tere baahon mein hai jaise

mere jism O jaan pighalte?

8. You have got a Null pointer assignment.

yeh mera prem pattra padhkar

K toom naraz na honna

K toom meri zindagi ho

K toom meri bandagi ho.

9. Need to use Debugger at last.

phir tomharee yaad aa E hai sanam

hum naa bhulenge tuze alla kasam.

kabhi tanahaaE yon mein U

hamari yaad aaAgie

andhere chhaa rahe honge

K bijali kaundh jayegi.

10. You got a compiler warning.

Millo na toom to hum ghabaraye

millo to aankh churaye

hamme kya ho gaya hai?

11. You are seeing beautiful .BMP in Paintbrush.

mere saamne waali khidki mein

1 chaand ka tookada rahata hai.

aphasos yeh hai K woh hamse

kucch ukhada ukhada rahata hai.

12. You clicked outside the message box window.

Shaam dhale khidki tale

toom CT bajana chhod do.

13. Zindagi mein pahali baar tomhara program

first shot chala woh bhi

without any error | warning.

Aaj se pahale aaj se jyada

khooshee aaj taque nahin millie.

14. U are in an INFINITE LOOP.

Goom hai kissi K pyar mein dil subah shaam

par toomhe likh nahi paU main oos ka naam

hi raam.

15. Clock tick.

mere dil ki ghadi kare tic tic tic | baje

raat ke 12

hi tere pyar ne mara.

16. Virus.

Jo soche jo chahe woh karke dikhaA

hum woh hai jo 2 | 2 5 bana day.

(now sing fast....)

toone abhi dekha nahin

dekha hai to jana nahin

jana hai to mana nahin

mujhe pahachana nahin

duniya diwani meri

mere pichhe pichhe bhage

kiss me hai dum

thhahare jo mere aage

mere aage aana nahin

dekho takaran nahin

kissese bhi haare nahin hum.

17. Virus scanner to a virus.

chhupane waale saamane aa

chhup chhup K mera dil na jala

suraj se kiran baadal se pawan

kab talak chhupegi yeh to bata.

18. To disk washer after he's done his work

dil ke tookade tookade kar K

mooskooraake chal diye

jaate jaate yeh to bata ja

hum Gyenge kissK liye

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