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Techie Wishes

Five minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance: You wish there was undo' in life!

You are already late, and your key is missing :You wish there was find tool' in life!

You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business :You wish there was rebuild all' in life!

The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end :You wish there was zoom & view full screen' in life!

After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch :You wish there was an evaluation period' or at least a sample down load' or a demo version'!

One day you realize that your are turning bald :You wish there was cut and paste' in life!

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