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Soft Ware Programmers

If Women are like software, then those women with -

1. Very good front-end fall into - 'PowerBuilder'.

2. Very good back-end - 'Sybase'.

3. Both front-end and back-end are reasonably good -'Oracle'.

4. Uttermost feminine qualities - 'C++'.

5. Beautiful features and with the passage of time still attractive - 'UNIX'.

6. Though very attractive once, now not so charming'Ingress'.

7. Beautiful receptionist - 'Desktop'.

8. Beautiful personal secretary - 'Laptop'.

9. Go with everyone who desires - 'Client-server'.

10. Stick to one and only one person at a time - 'DOS'.

11. Functionally Attractive and explosive features - 'SAP'

12. Can handle large stuff, but still stable - 'IDMS'

13. Looks good, but problematic when you handle - 'DB2'

14. Flat Back-end and Front-end, but still woman - 'IMS'

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