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Wan Tu Lurn Chai nese?

English Phrase Chinese Translation

I bumped my knee. Ai Bang Mai Nee

You need a face lift. U Chin Tu Fat

A stupid person Dum Gai

An ancient Chinese invention Gun Pao Der

Who fertilized the field? Hu Flung Dung

We have reason to believe you are Hu Yu Hai Ding

harboring a fugitive

A former late night talk show host Jan Ne Ka Sun

Approach me Kum Hia

Not very good Lao Zi

Gilligan's Island Lao Ze Sho

An illegal execution Lin Ching

Great achievement of the American Moon Lan Ding

space program

A gay liberation greeting Ar U Wun Tu

A gas used in advertising signs Ne Ahn

A bashful person Shai Gai

A premature infant Tai Ne Bae Be

A small horse Tai Ne Po Ne

Serving drinks to people Ten Ding Ba

A person with T.B. Wan Bum Lung

Your stay in Hawaii was good Yu Mai Te Tan

Cleaning an automobile Wa Shing Kah

Are you trying to save electricity? Wai So Dim

No reason to raise your voice Wai U Shao Ting

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