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Seen in the New York Times' wedding announcements section:

Statham-Black - Holly and David will be married on July 16, 1999. The couple fell in love in Tucson.
Holly currently lives in Los Angeles.
David currently lives in Salt Lake City.
They were engaged in New York City, and upon marriage will reside in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Anyone interested in purchasing frequent flyer miles, please inquire at Wedding Reception in Rumson, New Jersey.

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