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Points To Ponder

Collection of headlines across the world (US of course!) that speak for themselves!

- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

- Deer Kill 17,000

- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

- Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

- British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

- Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

- Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

- Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

- Air Head Fired

- Steals Clock, Faces Time

- Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

- Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

- Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

- (Sign outside of a gas station) Air... Help Yourself!

- (Sign at Fairport Harbor) Oxygen Co.

- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

- Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

- Clinton Wins on Budget; But More Lies Ahead

- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

- Miners Refuse to Work after Death

- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

- Two Sisters Reunite After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

- War Dims Hope for Peace

- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

- Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

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