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Q: Did you hear about the philosophy student who was rejected by the Army?

A: He flunked his metaphysical...

The truth shall set you free, but a good lie will make you much more popular.

Is it all in your mind, or just innuendo?

My Church just put in a salad bar; it's called "Lettuce Pray".

Opportunity knocks, but trouble just barges right on in!

It's a simple case of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it don't matter.

Help! My inertia is gaining momentum!

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