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Life's Like That

People used to ask my mother-in-law how old she was. She would say, "Can you keep a secret?" and they'd say, "Oh, yes!" She replied, "I can, too."

My ex-husband and I met in chemistry class, and now it's history.

When it's dry it burns, when it's wet it slides and other times it shakes. California is not a good place to live.

If someone is ruthless, can it be said that they lack ruth?

Every time I think I can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends, and it's usually the Internal Revenue Service!

My life is like a Home Depot Store (a chain of super-large hardward store). I have everything, I just can't find it.

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