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Bug In Beer

If an insect falls into a mug of beer. . .

An Englishman would throw his mug away and walk out.

An American would take the insect out and drink the beer

A Chinese would eat the insect and throw the beer away.

An Indian would sell the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and get a new mug of beer.

Pakistani would accuse the Indian for throwing insect in to his beer, relate the issue to Kashmir and ask the Chinese for military aid and take a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. The Englishman's job is to second the American.

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