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Sac-Religious

The Devil Himself

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services, the townspeople were sitting in their pews & talking about their lives, their families & so forth.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started running for the entrance, trampling one another in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly---seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,

"Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't."

Satan was a little perturbed and asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for forty eight years.

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