Jokes

Sac-Religious

House Finances

* Harried wife, figuring at desk, to husband and children: "Well, I worked out a budget. But one of us will have to go."

* Wife to Husband: "All right ! I admit I like to go shopping and spend money... but name one other extravagance."

* Wife to husband, working on budget: "Perhaps we could borrow a little every month, and put that aside."

* Wife, looking at checkbook: "Of course it balances. The checks total up to the exact amount we're overdrawn."

* Husband to daughter's boyfriend: "Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now."

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