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Sardar

Driverless Ride

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay.

They manage to get into a double-decker bus.

Santa Singh somehow got pushed to the lower deck, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the upper deck.

Later, when most of the passengers got off the bus, Santa goes upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He meets Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride in the lower deck."

Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"

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