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Fighting Nude

Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight.

A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets.

The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Subedar Hari Singh wearing a macchar dani! (mosquito net)

He pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis are terrorized and run helter-skelter.

The next day Subedar Hari Singh gets a medal for his valour.

His freinds ask him "Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?"

Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?

In the next war, Hari Singh retires and his son Bhagat Singh joins the army.

Our age-old Pakistanis are back at their game again - surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Bhagat Singh wearing nothing! He tries to shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot, but not fatally.

In the hospital his friends tell him "arre yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya?"

Gani Singh replies "aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha"!

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