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Sardar

Kidnap for Ransom

A Sardarji decided to raise some money and kidnapped a child from a playground and held him for ransom. The child was taken behind a tree, and was told taht he was kidnapped.

The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your child. Tomorrow morning I want you to put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the only tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, "A Sardarji"

The Sardarji then pinned the note to the child's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?"

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