Jokes

Sardar

Q: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?

A: The back of his head.

Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?

A: Just-beer Singh!

Q: What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

A: Just-one Singh!

Q: Why does a Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: Why does a Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First.

Q : How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?

A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?

A: They can not find the eleven on the phone

Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof?

A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Q: "Oh, look at the dead bird."

A: Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, where?

Q: What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?

A: You always hear about them but you never see them.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.