Jokes

Sardar

Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks. He takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody, who understands the purpose of Sardar's presence there, is puzzled by the chicken and wine; he inquires "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you have these with you?).

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)

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