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Jokes by Mallik

Wake up, its time to go!

A husband and his wife quarrelled bitterly among themselves. They have not even been in talking terms with each other.

But one night, before retiring, the husband scribbled to the effect on a slip, "Tomorrow, I have to attend the office early. So wake me up at 6 am" and placed the slip promptly under the pillow of his wife.

Next morning the husband could manage to get up only at 8 am. He was annoyed that his wife, despite his earnest request, has not obliged him. He broke the silence and demanded to know why she hasn't obliged him.

The wise lady didn't break her silence. She only drew a slip out from under her husbands' pillow and gave it to her husband triumphantly. The slip said: "Get up. Its already six O'clock".

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