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Jokes by Mallik

Once in million years

A patient was narrating his owes to the doctor, "It is this terrible pain in the sides. My eyes often get dim. My right leg feels numb, where as, my left leg pains like hell. It's nauseating, all through the day. I always feel like vomiting. I suffer from headaches."

While the patient was narrating all his troubles, the doctor instead of being sympathetic to the patient, has been unusually enthusiastic by using the epithets like, "good", "carry on", "wonderful", "very nice" "very good, very good" "fantastic", etc.

The patient, after a while, got puzzled. "Why are you so jubilant, doctor", asked the patient, " at my troubles".

"Scientists say that this disease occurred a million years ago", the doctor informed "Is it not exciting that you got the same thing after so long a time".

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