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Jokes by Mallik

Virtues of sports

It is a sports class, in a school. Sports teacher gave a long speech eloquently,lauding the virtues of the sports.

"Sports are the key to health. They help you develop your body and mind. Sports develop your personality. More over, it helps you develop leadership qualities, etc."

He dutifully went on like this for a while but abruptly ended his speech with an order. "And for now, go to the playground. Do as I say, otherwise I will knock the guts out of you."

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