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Jokes by Mallik

No zipper please!

Sundari took her four year old son to the tailor. The tailor took measurements of the half pants.

"Which do you prefer for the boy's half pants, buttons or zip?" the tailor asked Sundari.

"No zip please" Sundari hastened to explain, "My boy has a shirt with the zip. His necktie is always entangled in the zip. So please, no zip for the half pants".

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