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Jokes by Mallik

Who are you married to?

"The curry is horrible. Can't you cook it any better?", the husband asked his wife.

"Mind you, you haven't married a cook;" The wife said, "If you don't like my cooking, you do it for yourself".

In the middle of the night loud sounds are heard from the kitchen.

The wife was afraid and pleaded her husband to go into the kitchen and see what was happening.

"Mind you, you haven't married a Policeman. You go and see for yourself", said the man.

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