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Jokes by Mallik

Finger Prints

A burglar was spanking his son.

"Sorry dad, I will not steal the sweets again. I will eat them only when mummy gives it to me" said the sobbing son.

The burglar bangs his head on the wall and says "I am not beating you for stealing the sweets. It is because you left your fingerprints on the box. If you do like this, how will you become a good thief when you grow-up?"

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