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Jokes by Mallik

How many days more!

Ramanand was sitting at his desk doing some calculations. His colleague sees this and asks him, "Are you calculating our bonus or what"?

"No. My wife’s weight was 90 Kgs. Since last five days she's on diet and has lost 5 kg. Which means that she is losing 1 kg per day. Right now her weight is 85 kgs. If she continues to loose her weight at this rate, in 85 days I can get rid of my wife" says Ramanand excitedly.

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