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Jokes by Mallik

Painless Operation!

A doctor was checking with the nurse "The patient we operated on last night - we amputated his leg. Did he regain his consciousness?"

Nurse, "Yes doctor."

"Does he complain about any unusual pains?"

"No doctor. He does not have any pain at all."

"No pain? Now, that is a surprise!"

"Its not a surprise doctor. Because when you reported last night you were drunk. You cut the leg of the operating table instead of the patient’s leg."

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